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Quick, pick 12 OCs!
9. Chuck again
11. Layla (me)
1) 9 becomes a prostitute! WHAT HAPPENS?!
Everyone else: ...
2) 6 and 7 are trapped in a car together! What do they do until 3 comes to bust them out?
( OH GOD YES, YESSSSSS, GOOD LOOOORDD I'M AN ATHEIST )
Harrison: ... C-Chuck ...
Chuck: Shut up
Harrison: Your... hand is on my--
Chuck: SHUT UP
Harrison: it's on my butt ; o ;
Chuck: I HAVE NO ROOM OKAY
Chuck: WAY TO MAKE THIS FREAKING AWKWARD FOUR-EYES
Harrison: -begins to cry-
Chuck: NOOO, DON'T CRYYYY, YOU'RE MAKING IT WORSE, OH MY GOD
Harrison: IT'S ON MY BUTT AND IT'S NOT EVEN BY CHOOIIICEEE
Chuck: HARRISON, C'MON-- wait, what?
Harrison: ... Yeaah. That was no mistake. I meant what I said.
Chuck: oh my freaking god...
-5 minutes later-
Harrison: C-chuck!! Where did you even get a maid outfit! > o <
Chuck: JUST PUT IT ON OKAY, I J-JUST NEED YOU TO DO THIS
Harrison: BUT I'M NOT A GIRL !!! WE DON'T EVEN HAVE ENOUGH ROOM IN HERE !!
Chuck: YOU'RE FEMALE AND YOU FREAKING LIKE IT
Harrison: OH MY GOD IS THAT A APRON !?! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Chuck: TELL ME HOW PRETTY YOU ARE
Harrison: I'M PRETTY ; O ; I'M A PRETTY PRINCESS !!
Kimberly: -whistles- Did I come at a bad time?
Both of them: ... -stares at Kim-
3) 8 and 12 run for president, with 4 and 10 as their running mates. Then they all decided to get plastered instead. They wake up the next morning all together in one bed. What did they do in their drunken fury?!
Gojie: -snuggles closer to Locke- hehehe snugglecakes <3
Stace: -on locke's other side- Mhmmm studmuffin <3
Yamataru: I'm... just going to leave now... -awkwardly leaves-
4) I sure set you up in that last question, didn't I? Why is 5 standing in your doorway with whipped cream on their privates?
5) 1, 2, and 11 go on a Grand Theft Auto-esque killing spree! Who gets the tank, who gets the jetpack, who crashes their helicopter into the highest building, and who jumps off said building for no apparent reason?
Ruth: I don't wanna play! ; o ; -leaves-
Rose: This game is terrible . ___ . -leaves-
Me: W-WHAT!? GUYS! DON'T LEAVE ME WIT-- *accidently runs over a person with car in game* .......
-5 months later-
Beth: -slams fist on door- LAYLA, YOU'VE BEEN IN THERE FOR WEEKS! C'MON, COME OUT!
Beth: god damnit it layla come out here and I will drive you to Disneyland and buy you your own Disney princess toy
The skins of their victims.
7) 4 is investigating a serial killer. He/She discovers it's 2 and catches him. 4 quits their job with the FBI, but 6 convinced them to solve one last case. 3, an annoying tabloid reporter, bugs 4 about 2, who 4 sees to get help on the case. Meanwhile, 8 meets 5, they have a fling, and 8 turns out to be the new killer 4 is looking for. 8 sets 3 on fire and goes to Brooklyn and eats a painting. 2 gives 8 4's home address, endangering their wife 7 and son 9. 8 sees 5 with 10 and shoots him, steals 5, sets his/her house on fire, pretends to kill his/herself, and leaves 5 in the house to die. 5 gets out as 4 arrives. Back home, 4, 7, and 9 are attacked by the still living 8, who 7 shoots to death, after 4 got shot a bunch of times. 4 gets a letter from 2. 1, 11, and 12 had no part in this.
Ain't nobody got time fo dat
8) Which OC first realized that the last question was the basic plot of the movie Red Dragon?
Ruth: ... -small sneeze-
Layla and Yam: -turn to stare- o . O
Ruth: . ______ .
10) 4 becomes an Olympic swimmer! Are they awesome or a failure pile in a sadness bowl?
Chuck: stacy, that's super attractive, but the race already ended. everyone beat you.
Stacy: yeah, but I did it in style 8') -strolls off in fab fashion-
11) 5 stars in a porno, along with 3. 7 is the director. What is 9's reaction?
Harrison: Okay, this is called "hobosexual". Volcom, I want you to start reading your script
Volcom: But why is Kim dressed like a man !?
Harrison: BECAUSE I NEED MY YAO-- I mean... it's for the ratings, ok?
Volcom: -sigh- Okay... -reading script- ... hey baby ... what are you doing around a place like this ... ?
Kimberly: uh... Harrison, I can't read... ?
Harrison: NO, NO, CUT! KIM, YOUR LINE IS "I LIVE HERE, I'M HOMELESS" HOW DID YOU MESS THIS UP !?
Kimberly: okay ... -adjusts beard- I'll retry.
Chuck: -strolls right through set- VOLCOM WHAT IS GOING ON.
Volcom: well I need to pay for YOUR food obsession somehow!
Chuck: yeah but I already became a manwhore in a different question! you're doing this cause you want to and you know it!
Kimberly: -pats Volcom's shoulder- Face it Volcom. You're attracted to male homeless people with long beards and canes. -walks off set with swag- see ya Harrison, ttyl
Everyone else: ...
Volcom: ... -takes out gun and shoots everyone- I'm done, I don't even care I'm out of character, my past life ain't gonna bring me down no moar -leaves-
12) 11 has an affair with 8 to make 2 jealous. 6 is disgusted, and 12 laughs in their stupid faces. Does 10 have a nice ass?
( WAT. SO MUCH WAT )
Gojie: aren't you dating Rose or something?
Layla: seriously we're both shy, how are we dating? that makes no sense
Gojie: She's standing right there and you keep glancing at her while flirting with me? you're trying to make her jello?
Layla: Do you think Locke has a nice butt?
Gojie: Can we go to the next question plz
13) So, number 6... Why so serious?
Rose: ; o ; LOOOCKKEE! I need to tell you something.
Rose: Harrison poisoned Chuck's drink and did terrible things to his dead body
Locke: ......... Annnddd ... your point is ... ?
Rose: HE LOVED MEEEE LOCKEEE
Locke: Rose, even I know you friend-zoned him a million times.
Rose: well, yeah, but most guys don't even make it to my friend zone.
Locke: -answers- Hello?
Chuck: hey, Locke, uh... yeah... Harrison and I were... just... playing a game of... "doctor"... yes... that's it... sooo... yeah... tell Rose, if she asks, I'm cool... I'm alive...
Chuck: uh, Locke?
-phone hangs up-
-5 minutes later-
Locke: -at stacy's front door- I killed Rose, we're going to hide in France.
Stacy: hell yah ;D
17) Would 4 and 11 ever have a romantic candlit dinner?
Me: ; u ; <3
Stacy: = _____ =
18) Why does 1 have a squirrel growing out of their head?
Volcom: somehow I gave yam AIDS? HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE, DID WE SHARE BLOOD WITHOUT ME KNOWING !?
Kim: idk but wanna make love 8'D
Volcom: ... I ... just told you I somehow have AIDs... o.o
Kimberly: -places hand on his shoulder- You Only Live Once, my friend. You Only Live Once.
Volcom: ... touché.
20) IT'S OVER! 6 threatens you to tag someone, or become their kinky slave! (Because these quizzes wouldn't be complete without a BDSM reference...)
tagging is for fatheads